That was the sign above the door of the coaster I was riding in this morning. No kidding. Look:


It was supposed to tell passengers how to open the door.  My facial muscles hurt from trying to keep a straight face, because no one else seemed to have noticed – or at least everyone but me were good at holding their reactions.  Or can it be that a lot of Pinoys are already so used to how we murder the English language?  I know I’ll never be immune to the funniness of it all.  Hay, Pinoy.